Everyone has that friend that just doesn’t Shut up! If you don’t well, maybe you should leave your house and meet new people. Preferably at bars. Now, for anyone who does have that friend how many times will they be talking to you and all you want to say in response is “Shut up”! Well I do. It’s the worst when they are talking about absolutely nothing though. For instance I was chilling with my friend the other day and dude probably talked throughout the whole basketball game we were watching. To make it worst is that every time I would choose to actually listen to him he wasn’t even talking about the game. At one moment he was talking about a pair of sneakers he just bought and I had no idea how the conversation even go there. Partly my fault because I was just responding with yes’es and ah huhs due to the fact that I just got tired of hearing him talk. Sometimes I wonder if he just likes hearing his voice or the feeling of someone else listening to him. Though there are a few perks of having a friend that never shuts up. You never have a quiet moment and you tend to meet a lot of new people just because a person who talks alot has to be friendly at the least. But if like me you are looking for a way to get this friend to shut up, here are a few tips. Tip 1, Never make eye contact; once you make this mistake they feel as if you are intrigued by the conversation. Similar to a dog when he/she wants to play. Tip 2, make sure you respond with some sort of noise or word at every possible pause because if you don’t they will think you did not hear what they said and repeat themselves. Tip 3, Make sure if you are going to chill with this person never chill in a setting that isn’t packed with many other people talking because now you will never be able to zone your friend out for a few minutes at a time. Run DMC explained this best though in their hit song “You talk to Much” homebuoy you never shut up!! Your choice if you choose to follow my advice for what do I know, for CheezeknowsNothing.